Wise words...

I have a map of the U.S. Scale 1:1. I spent all last summer folding it.

-- Stephen Wright

Wise words...

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

-- Stephen Wright

Wise words...

In school they told me “Practice makes perfect.” And then they told me “Nobody’s perfect.” So then I stopped practicing.

— Steven Wright