NASA is now accepting applications...

for the job of astronaut.  Do you have the right stuff?

As much as I'd like to apply - it's been a dream of mine ever since I was a kid - possessing reasonable qualifications with my science/tech background and private pilot training and experience, at my now-advanced age I wouldn't have a hope of being seriously considered.  Nevertheless, I'm saving my pennies to finance a sub-orbital trip to space with Virgin Galactic.  Really.

Mark my words:  I. Will. Get. There.