Smuggling is occurring in Spokane...

in a quest for more sudsy dishwashing detergent. The nation's strictest phosphate ban has driven many local residents to crime, crossing the state border to purchase more soapy soap in Idaho. Once you go green you'll never get clean, I guess.

Gasp. Environmental scofflaws in our midst!

UPDATE: There's one in the department, but I'm not namin' any names.